My English teacher apparently asked how my nap...
He took that has pretty good and let me sleep throught the class… My teacher is awesome.
warpedwanderlust: “Things are good with me, and even when they’re not, they will be soon enough.”
So this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m...– The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky (Chapter 1, pg. 2)
I really like having boobs.
Note to all beginner longboarders
When you get shampoo in road rash. It burns like the firey burning depths of hell.
THINGS TO DO THIS SUMMER
Body Shots ( tequilia ) Long Boarding Camping Vermillion Fair Road Trip Take a pictire eating the Giant Sausage All Time Low Concert Some more longboarding Rape Josh Ramsey ( again ) Steal a t-shirt Rowboating into the middle of a lake. ( home not sink this time ) Kiss someone under the fire works ( first time ever ) Attempt some weed brownies Sleepover at Allaynas house Go ski...
Why Should I Make Weed Brownies? 1) Weed brownies are delcicious. 2) You can give a weed brownie to someone who thinks it’s a regular brownie. This can be a teacher, parent, friend, or police officer! 3) Eating weed brownies is discreet. You can eat one in public and no one will care, although they may think that you’re fat. 4) Some say that edibles get you higher than regular...
Thanks for saving me Brian. :)
My Momma is awesome.
beautyyinmyeyes: REBLOG THIS IF YOU LOVE & ADMIRE YOUR MOTHER.
Turn on: When they pin you down and kiss you.
I told my manager I had my letter of resignation. He looks at me holding it then asks why I’m quitting. I say cause I don’t wanna work in the summer. He’s like. Just go write it down in the time off book. I don’t feel like doing paper work. You still have a job. I’ll see you in september. I love my boss