A Day in Science Class
Mr. Shnepps. - Back in my day, we didnt have cell phones to play with, all we had was a ball and a stick.
Me - Do you think hes trying to make a dirty joke?
The rest of the class - LOL!!!
Mr. Shnepps. - Bailey... do you ever shut up?
Me - Nope, but may I go to the caff?
Mr. Shnepps. - Does that mean the class will be quite without having you present?
Me - You know im the best part of the class but, possibly... Well for a few moments
Mr. Shnepps. - Then go... Please.
Life Sucks When Someone Eats Your Jello
This may be the most upsetting thing that ever happens. You have that emence craving for some jello, so you make it, just to realize it needs to set in the fridge over night. So away it goes placed in the far back corner in hopes no one else will find it before you do. Then you wake up in the morning to see the bowl and your sister sitting on the couch watching House. So much for my jello -.-
Officer, I swear to drunk im not god– My best friend <3